December 2011
My brother just came in my room and offered me an unused 2011 Cat Calendar.
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sliddin’ all over ya moanin’ like a ghost
New Years Eve
over-think:
catdad:
Deciding whether to attempt to be social, or to go with my original plans of filling a piñata with cat treats and letting the cats have at it.
the latter sounds way more fun to be honest.
That’s awesome.
Me to my boyfriend
We could see New Year’s Eve. It’s got Halle Berry and Jon Bon Jovi in it and the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine.
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My brother was passed out on the couch
Mom: Charlie come eat dinner.
Mom: Charlie dinners ready come eat.
Dad: Charlie did you eat dinner already?
Charlie: (mumbles)
Dad: He already had dinner.
Mom: Charlie, what'd you have?
Charlie: (still mumbling) I had three half sandwiches.
Mom: What? From where?
Charlie: The ones you made just now.
Me: Just ignore him he's talking in his sleep.
I think “that’s avatarded” is my new favorite thing to say. Judge me all you want but that’s avatarded.
I just don’t have the stomach for my house anymore. My parents make me so damn nervous. I think I’m going to barf. I mean probably not but it’s in knots and I just can’t deal with it. They’re so intense. I’d rather just chill at my apartment in Radford. Take it easy.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
The Postal Service (8)
The Clash at Demonhead (6)
Broken Social Scene (5)
Kisses (4)
Kings of Convenience (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
foreverthesickestsquirrels:
i’ll take ya to the candy shop
i’ll let you lick the lollipop
No one can make you do anything. Like that’s not an excuse. “They’re making me.”
No one can make you do anything. You’re letting it happen to you.
Merry Christmas!
Just sitting here charging my new Kindle and waiting for Kyle to pick me up. :)
Hope everyone is having an awesome holiday.
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Oh My God,
Its your Birthday.
You’re 16.
16 - the amount of people who saw Saturday Night Live.
Moving on-
Michael’s May 17th
-PS that’s my birthday
You miss cheerleading today?
-Lame Not.
Hope you like the last minute Birthday Card.
Oh My God,
Kyle
IOU’s
Motion City Soundtrack
-I am the movie
5 miles of yarn
Scott Disick was in my dream and he was at Radford and everyone was booing him and I like spoke out and said his name like it was a joke and laughed hysterically and he was like going to come in the bleachers and kick my ass. Bahaha
Things to say after The Hobbit Trailer
“Doesn’t sound any better than the cartoon.”
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I just started losing it. I started thinking about how before break there was this mysterious pair of black panties outside of me and Ashley’s rooms and like she kicked it into my room and I like kicked it back out and she told me I kept leaving my panties in the hallway and I was like no girl like YOU DO and like bahahahahaa they weren’t either of ours oh my god I’m like crying...
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God I love Rolling Rock. Why do I love it so much. It’s so good. Mmmm.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
of Montreal (14)
Los Campesinos! (13)
Headlights (12)
Vampire Weekend (12)
Ra Ra Riot (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“I’m going to go on that there youtubes with my keyboard.”
– Nannie (via cashcoats)
This Dove conditioner I borrowed from my mom smelled like a scented tampon and now my hair smells like that. Gross.
My dad is like being such a dick about things lately. Like we’re Christmas shopping and getting like all these discounts because it’s Christmas. Whenever my mom says we saved money he makes a joke like oh yeah you saved me all kinds of money…
Because we spent money to begin with.
Har. Har. So funny. So witty.
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And you’re looking at the bitch who got an A in Dr. Barris’ theory class.
What a load of crap that class was.
Well good thing I’m mad at my parents so I don’t even want to tell them about my good grades!
I’m playing Phantasy Star II and I said I was training the guy that’s good against machines and my boyfriend replied with “I’m training my hand it’s good against bootys why don’t you come over here I’ll show you what level I’m on”
-.-
Watching The Santa Clause my fave Christmas movie
the semester is dunzo
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I’m gonna be really nervous about this presentation….
“It was the biggest shit I’ve ever heard.”
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