February 2010
Green Day is now bigger than a ska band.
studentloansforbeermoney:
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January 2010
My Life (sung to the tune of Tik Tok)
twofish:
Wake up in the morning feeling quite well rested I grab my Gameboy and some tea, feeling really congested Not gonna leave the couch all day, so forget ‘bout brushing my teeth ‘Cause I’m gonna hang out in my pajamas with a bowl full of kief
I’m talking 3-week-old nail polish on my toes, toes Seriously need to blow my nose, nose Ordering pizza all day on our phones, phones Quick nap,...
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Flavor Of The Week /...
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Going The Distance/ Cake
Man so like carpal tunnel. Amirite?
There’s always something in my eye and I always have a headache.
There's a rapist in Radford runnin around in a ski...
throwinshapes:
ahhhh
Ahhh is right.
ashleycoatshasa:
jennyjstone:
The only people that care about me are baristas.
unless it’s the female night crew. they don’t give a fuck
I fucking hate those bitches. They can all suck my dick.
Kyle: Enjoy your iPad.
Me: Enjoy your iTamp.
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Until the iPad has holograms, I dont give a shit.
(via dustykillswhathefucks)
Bout sums it up.
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MTV is coming to my school to film Made.
qualityblog:
MTV’s Made is a program where they take a teenager who wants to be something that they think is unattainable and MTV helps them become that thing. Like a rapper or prom queen or a snowboarder or something.
They picked our school and they’re doing a casting call and someone from our school is going to be on the show oh my god I can’t handle it. Nobody from our school deserves to be...
Fuck with it.
Cade: What is your opinion on the police?
Cade: lol
Me: Fuck 'em.
this class is a barrel of monkeys.
Ginger kid in front of me.
As well as the girl in the horse sweater.
I like her.
The only people that care about me are baristas.
Hey friends good morning.
qualityblog:
What did you wake up to I hope it was good.
I woke up to Taylor texting me five separate text messages of sexual fanfiction.
I woke up to Horchata by Vampire Weekend of course.
throwinshapes:
tattoosandcupcakes:
...
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac (The Dharma Bums) (via quote-book)
I straight up just didn't recognize my RA.
Who lives directly across the hall from me.
I love me.
