February 2012
these kids behind me in geology are retarded. they say something that makes me want to explode every class. I need to find a new seat.
Today they didn’t know what instagram was and I had to sit there while one who had a shakey idea of what it was explained it to someone who had no idea what it was.
And the guy started talking about hash tags. Then admitted he didn’t know what a...
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Do you think Young Money would sign someone for...
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“Feelings of inadequacy and vulnerability before mature women are common (if not...”
– My teacher has us reading the craziest man hating stuff ever. It’s talking about how men depict women in art and why.
This car in front of me has Deftones painted on the back window.
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“UTI doesn’t stand for Ultimate Tanning Institute, it stands for urinary...”
– Snooki
So, I’m in this Ancient and Classical art history class and so I really want to write something about Ancient Aliens. No bullshit. My teacher said I could. This is my one chance to write a paper about aliens. Or the crystal skulls. Or Aliens.
sweettalkinghippie asked: You're doped out on weed Jenelle???! hahahaha I am losing it.
My teacher is trying to start this museum club (a ploy to get money from the student activities board for shits and gigs) and she showed us the flyers and like asked us what we should change one of the pictures to. In my mind I thought it should be a picture of Blair Waldorf eating yogurt on the Met Steps.
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Professor: How long do you think it takes for nature to make these changes to these rocks?
Kid: Too long?
I’m on tumblr in this class and I heard someone behind me say something about tumblr. It’s that girl that didn’t know what pokemon evolved into it. Guess I don’t give a shit what she thinks.
I like to play a game called figure out which barista’s music is playing in starbucks.
Right now it’s this tattooed asian guy with gauges music. I know he’s listening to the new M83.
This guy thought this noise in the music was like an alarm and like there was a phone going off in this song and like people are so confused.
I think this song that’s on now is from the...
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January 2012
Today after my geology lecture I heard this guy and this girl talking about what I thought was the rock geode but I have a feeling they’re talking about pokemon…and the girl was like doesn’t it evolve into something? And they were having a hard time figuring it out so I turned around and I was like Graveller… and they were like oh my god thank you! Then the guy asked me if...
I’m talking to my mom on the phone and every now and then she laughs. Turns out she’s watching America’s Funniest Home Videos.
I’m annoyed that I have to go meet up with a partner and do a class assignment. And that I need gas. And that I need groceries.
I just want to lay around.
I need to fix my clock in my room…it’s 5 minutes fast and I keep getting to class really early.
Out of no where my boyfriend was a subscriber to Cat Facts via his mobile phone.
That’s hilarious.
I’m reading this chapter in my ancient art history book and it’s talking about Egypt and an “ancient land of Kush” I’ve heard about the promise land but this is ridiculous. Ramses knew what he wanted to rule.
I always see this girl on tumblr in my geology class. She’s really thin with red hair and she’s always looking at anime.
“This song is almost as good as that rap song about floating down the river.”
– Brendan
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“Time and Space died yesterday.”
– Futurist Manifesto
Me: Lady Gaga said she smokes weed and writes her songs. She says she has to.
Brendan: she probably has lesbian sex and writes her music.
Me: she says she has to.
