January 2012
I’m annoyed that I have to go meet up with a partner and do a class assignment. And that I need gas. And that I need groceries.
I just want to lay around.
I need to fix my clock in my room…it’s 5 minutes fast and I keep getting to class really early.
Out of no where my boyfriend was a subscriber to Cat Facts via his mobile phone.
That’s hilarious.
I’m reading this chapter in my ancient art history book and it’s talking about Egypt and an “ancient land of Kush” I’ve heard about the promise land but this is ridiculous. Ramses knew what he wanted to rule.
I always see this girl on tumblr in my geology class. She’s really thin with red hair and she’s always looking at anime.
“This song is almost as good as that rap song about floating down the river.”
– Brendan
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“Time and Space died yesterday.”
– Futurist Manifesto
Me: Lady Gaga said she smokes weed and writes her songs. She says she has to.
Brendan: she probably has lesbian sex and writes her music.
Me: she says she has to.
I’m seeing a lot of Greek letters…they really shouldn’t be in Barris’ 420 class. Oh wait that’s why they’re here. 420.
This lady told me I need one credit to graduate. um. I didn’t take university 100 for no fucking reason. It’s exactly one credit. USE IT.
I like how the first thing I look for on a class syllabus is the attendance policy.
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Ron Ron Juice
Ingredients:
Vodka
Cranberry juice
Watermelon juice
Maraschino cherries
Ice
Directions:
Combine in a blender and serve in large red plastic cup.
You know…I really need to like revise this abstract…but I really want to play video games and watch Jersey Shore at 10. I don’t want to read Susan Groag Bell and be a feminist for my art history professors. Like. I already know Barris wanted me to do something for this Women’s History Month thing like just recruited me I never agreed to it…I kinda ran for the door and...
When your mom comes in your room and doesn’t shut the door behind her.
The only reason I wanted to watch Caged was because I love the girl Red’s voice. I’ll just mute it until she’s on the tv again.
You know. I’m getting real tired of my brother being a dick to me. He’s always like “When’d you get up? 4?” as if that has anything to do with anything. If this baby is whaling and I have to hold it and take care of it when my brother is already off work and we’re keeping it past the time that they said they’d pick it up (which happens every time) then I...
So last thurs. I went to the skin dr. and I needed to call them back and tell them when my spring break was. My mom told me to write it down and she’d call them and tell them. I thought of a few more things she could call them and tell them so she wanted me to write it down for her once again. As I’m starting to write she says, “What? You think you won’t wake up in...
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“Alright, see you at Mase’s Bar Mitzvah…in Israel.”
– Scott Disick
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I went to the dermatologist and I have this new topical shit for my face and it smells like Gak.
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I just realized I've been watching an Infomercial...
