"‘Cause this orthodox girl fell in love with the guy at the felafel shop, and why not? Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the lamented poster of the dome of the rock?"
Vampire Weekend, Finger Back
"Seriously you never look drunk. I’m like dude I’m drunk but you are sober."
Biff (via cashcoats)
Man I’ve seen Ashley drunk. I remember being like freshman and being outside of a party smoking cigs tripping all around and laughing our asses off. I also remember times when ashley was the only one sober enough to keep us in line. It’s hit or miss.
who was a playing guitar hero with that we named our band 8 track playas
when i was in grade four we had to change into gym clothes for gym class and all the girls were too intimidated so they’d change in the bathroom but i was like yolo and went and changed in front of my friend and this girl in my class called me a lesbian
and now 9 years later she is a lesbian and i’m like
When I read this and got to the picture I spit out my drink at work.
I asked Carmine if he liked Daft Punk which he said yes and then I asked if he’d listened to the new album and he was like, “I thought it came out the 20th.” Carmine, let’s not play that. He hasn’t even heard Get Lucky.